{"product_id":"my-dog-hates-water","title":"My Dog Hates Water","description":"\u003cp class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-medium\" data-sentry-component=\"Strong\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003e..and there ain't a thing wrong with that\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003eSome dogs take one look at the kiddie pool and walk away with zero regrets. And honestly? We respect it, even from Florida. Dry paws are a lifestyle choice, and your dog has made theirs. That doesn't mean summer gets skipped — it means summer looks a little different. More sprinting, more stalking, more chasing things into submission. This bundle was built for exactly that dog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"my-3 border-t border-neutral-200\" data-sentry-component=\"HorizontalRule\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-medium\" data-sentry-component=\"Strong\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003eThe Frisbee That Flies Fast and Lands Soft\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003eYour dog doesn't care that this thing floats — and that's fine. What they do care about is that it cuts through the air fast, flies far, and doesn't destroy their mouth on the catch. Built from military-grade waterproof (aka slobber-friendly \u0026amp; washable) nylon with a soft EVA foam core, it's engineered to take a real bite without flinching. The 360-degree catch design means no matter how your dog charges it, there's always a clean grab. Float feature included, deeply unappreciated, absolutely okay.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"my-3 border-t border-neutral-200\" data-sentry-component=\"HorizontalRule\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-medium\" data-sentry-component=\"Strong\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003eBug-Free or It Doesn't Count\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003eIf your dog isn't in the water, they're in the grass. In the bushes. In that suspicious patch of tall weeds they've been obsessed with since last Tuesday. Bug protection isn't optional — it's the price of admission to an outdoor summer. This dog-safe insect repellent formula keeps mosquitoes, ticks, and uninvited guests off your pup so they can do their thing outside, all season long, without anything getting in the way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"my-3 border-t border-neutral-200\" data-sentry-component=\"HorizontalRule\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-medium\" data-sentry-component=\"Strong\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003eThe Chase Toy They Deserve\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003eThe Expandable Flirt Pole is the closest thing to prey your dog will ever catch in a backyard. The lure moves the way a small animal moves — darting, cutting, disappearing, reappearing — and it taps directly into that chase-and-pounce drive that makes your dog who they are. One session with the flirt pole and they'll be happily wiped out in a way no swim could ever deliver. No water required. Just instinct, speed, and the absolute satisfaction of catching the thing.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tearribles","offers":[{"title":"Green","offer_id":53830926991678,"sku":null,"price":77.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple","offer_id":53830927024446,"sku":null,"price":77.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":53830927057214,"sku":null,"price":77.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0020\/0166\/6099\/files\/18EBC76D-5181-4CB5-AD09-4E4A4D6F376D.png?v=1782600442","url":"https:\/\/secure.tearribles.com\/products\/my-dog-hates-water","provider":"Tearribles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}